Looks like it will have to be the Speakeasy - the rules at Prohibition we'd bust in a minute.
Prohibition Rules-
Our House Rules are strictly enforced. Please read them carefully.
1. No cell phones at the bar
2. No parties larger than six
3. Use your inside voice, it's a small room
4. Drink with an open mind (we take this one very seriously)
5. No unsolicted advances on female patrons
6. Dress code strictly enforced: collared sirts for men, no athletic shoes or sandals, no shorts, no ball caps