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Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

  • 1.  Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 03:51
    Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after I'm jailed for killing an IT person?


  • 2.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 04:13
    But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers...even in Georgia


  • 3.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 04:16
    LOL


  • 4.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 05:18
    I am sure it would be justifiable homicide. You might have to do some time in the clink (Sage QC department) but it certainly would not be hard labor....


  • 5.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 05:20
    I will be happy to bail you out if the jail accepts Sage marketing dollars.


  • 6.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 05:24
    Cross over into Indiana, call your company the Holy Church for the Extermination of ID10T Errors, and you're all set...


  • 7.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 06:00
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    I got your back as long as it's a specific IT person and not ALL IT people...


  • 8.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 06:10
    Just in the past 48 hours: (1) Live upgrade scheduled for 8 am yesterday. Around noon the day before I tested my remote connection and notified IT it was not working. 8 am next day - still not working. Sometime after 10 am I get a call from the ID10T that he has finally fixed the problem, which was that the network cable was unplugged. (2) Get the server work done, and the ID10T sends me IP addresses for workstations to RDP to, but does not give my account rights to log on to said workstations. After another hour or so waiting, the controller takes my screenconnect link around to each workstation so the upgrade can be done. (3) Different customer, different ID10T: Calls me up that he is setting up a new Windows 10 machine and needs the Sage license information. I explain that workstation setup does not need license info. Guess what he was installing...


  • 9.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 06:35
    Last week I was out at a customer site and one of their network connectors had a broken plastic end. This meant every time the computer moved the cable would be disconnected from the back of the computer. I asked IT if they had a spare. Nope. This is a 100+ computer site of a large company.


  • 10.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 06:46
    @PhilMcIntosh - so all of your customers together is basically my upgrade this morning. With the added harping of the IT guy who screwed up his VM install in the first place - in the background telling me I don't have to reinstall (yes I do), and I have too many backup copies of the folder (and that backup saved your ass when the WKSETUP threw an error), and no one from IT answering their damn cell phones with Scanforce is calling. And this all started at 5 AM. Thank goodness installs are remote - if I was on-site, there would be yelling. As is, I just keep deleting his nasty little emails as my BP keeps rising...


  • 11.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 07:09
    We could start a 90-minds Reseller defense fund.........


  • 12.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 10:53
    If it works, I want to use it after killing the guys that... A. Won't really make you a domain admin, but say they did. B. Buy new PC's without giving essential systems a thought. C. Rename machines and change admin passwords and don't tell anyone. D. Won't own up to getting a crypto virus til you uncover it yourself. Would always save time. I have alot more! I am sure 90 Mindsers don't do any of those things! @SteveIwanowski included.


  • 13.  RE: Can I count on you guys to come up with bail after

    Posted 12-21-2016 12:55
    Whoever ends up in the slammer....I'll send Christmas cookies!