@DianaLaughner can you define ""EBM"".
I'm cracking up at my desk because I had a conversation on the golf course a few years ago with the president of another reseller who, together with his partner, purchased the building they operate from. To save money in the early years, the partners took turns each week doing the janitorial work. They had an employee that, to be nice, had continual gastro-intestinal problems and cleaning the bathroom at times was ""disconcerting"". They referred to the problem as EBM's - Explosive Bowel Movements!
Sometimes the true stories are the ones that stick with you the most!